Gordon “IAM” Brown has had a great idea to deal with all these sleazy expenses claims. Where in the past they had to account for all the money they robbed from us to watch porn and furnish their many houses, now they can do all this without any accountability at all. Gordon wants MPs to get money (over and above their salary) for turning up to do their job? great idea Gordon, I can’t wait to apply that to my work. An extra few hundred quid a day for hauling my lazy ass out of bed will come in very handy. And no questions asked, fantastic, I look forward to all those long evenings with a John Lewis catalogue and 24/7 cable smut. Oh, sorry, I missed the part where this gross misuse of public money only applies to MPs, silly me.
Gordon, you truly are an utter moron.